The MOB mayoral debates have begun, and the first question demonstrates clearly the KAR junta is still in control even as hard working MOBbers suffer:
Candidates, please answer the following question: of your opponents running for MOB mayor, which one's butt would you most like to staple shut and why?
I would point out that the rest of the fake change candidates are salivating at the chance to get into their opponents crease and start stapling. The one thing that MOB members can count on though, is that Teaparty has no intention of wallowing in the politics of sweaty steel. Here is our official statement:
Learned Foot takes a morning squeege even as he advocates robbing the people of the same joy. It's time for Real Change Not Fake ChangeTM.