Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Damn You Global Warming!

Snaked this little gem out from under E-herd over at the Chisago County GOP blog:

More Americans are likely to suffer from kidney stones in the coming years as a result of global warming, according to researchers at the University of Texas.

See. Because global warming will dehydrate us...or make us drink more. Either way, it's bad. We're going to passing sharp-edged golf balls through our johnsons and it's ALL GLOBAL WARMING'S FAULT!

Worse yet, one formula showed...

...the increase would be concentrated in the upper Midwest.

Oh ya, I'm officially concerned. Concerned that I will never get back the time I spent reading what is the stupidest article on global warming I have read to date.

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