Thursday, March 15, 2007

Ladies and Gentlemen

Until today, all we had going for us was Sean Hannity and Joe Soucheray. No actual scientists were questioning global warming. The concept is, frankly, laughable. But now, a man with a pencil protector, an actual expert on thermodynamics, breaks his silence and proves that he too spends time listening to Hannity and Soucheray.

The denialist, University of Copenhagen Professor Bjarne Andresen, adds this devestating blow: "It is impossible to talk about a single temperature for something as complicated as the climate of Earth...A temperature can be defined only for a homogeneous system. Furthermore, the climate is not governed by a single temperature. Rather, differences of temperatures drive the processes and create the storms, sea currents, thunder, etc. which make up the climate".

What? No global climate? But if there's no global climate there can be no Global Climate Change. Will environmentalists now feel forced to publicly adjust the othodoxy to allow for the existence of many, lesser gods, and not just the one God, Gaia, as the science had earlier indicated?

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