How Do You Like Your Bear?

Daniel Clark notices that global warming theory always seems to attack primarily "guy" endeavors; steaks, lawn mowers, charcoal grills, etc:

...the global warming movement seeks to repress guyhood in order to perpetuate itself. If a guy is shown a picture of a sad-looking polar bear adrift on an ice floe, his first thought will be something like, "I've heard that bear steaks are tough, but maybe if you marinated them in beer, they'd turn out all right." At that point, the alarmists' emotional ploy is foiled. In a world without guy stuff, however, his vacant mind may be invaded by irrationalities like, "Who will take care of the polar bears' children?"

Bear marinated in beer. Mmmm.