Monday, January 22, 2007

Both Are 'For The Children'

Liberal Larry celebrates California's attempt to do away with spanking and expresses relief that other more reasonable activities will remain legal:

State assemblywomyn Sally Lieber will introduce legislation this week to make spanking your child a crime punishable by a $1000 fine and up to one year in prison. However, stabbing a surgical vaccum into your baby's skull and sucking its brains out will remain one hundred percent legal, as guaranteed by the Constitution.

Phew.

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