Friday, June 09, 2006

Zarqawi's Last Words Revealed!

It is being reported that al Zarqawi was alive and actually spoke just before he kicked the proverbial bucket. Now, a deep, deep Les Enfants Terrible source reveals the content of the Zarkman's final thoughts:

Do you...(gasp)...want...(eergh) buy...(cough) Dixie Chicks tickets?

Of course, it is possible that the translation from my source is incorrect. If anybody has heard other translations, please put them in the comment section.

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