It is being reported that al Zarqawi was alive and actually spoke just before he kicked the proverbial bucket. Now, a deep, deep Les Enfants Terrible source reveals the content of the Zarkman's final thoughts:
Do you...(gasp)...want...(eergh)...to buy...(cough)...my Dixie Chicks tickets?
Of course, it is possible that the translation from my source is incorrect. If anybody has heard other translations, please put them in the comment section.