Sunday, June 11, 2006

Zarqawi Blizzard

Liberal Larry ain't biting on the whole "We got Zarqawi" theme being pushed by the Bush junta. He is prepared to show that the Zarkman has actually been kept on ice at a Baghdad area Dairy Queen. However, so far the manager has proven uncooperative.

Thus far, demands to search the restaurant and crack open its icy vault have been met with angry refusals by the belligerent manager, who brandished a scimitar and threatened to chop off Michael Moore’s genitals if he did not remove his lips from the milkshake machine and leave the premises immediately. Obviously, he has something to hide.

Think about that next time you take a bite out of a creamy, delicious, Dilly bar.

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