Courtesy of Power Line, former Canadien Minister of Defense Paul Hellyer has accused the Bush administration of trying to start an intergalactic war.
Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."
Like, duh! Everyone knows that even our most modern weapons would be useless against an alien invader, which would have invisible klergal defense shields and supercroig photon defeaters, thus making Bush's plan of intergalactic domination a fantasy.
Besides, Bush has his hands full installing the underground oil pipeline from New Orleans to his Secret Volcano Lair.
Man, where do these people get this stuff?
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