Sunday, November 27, 2005

Study Shows Tinfoil Hats Useless!

Tom has brought my attention to a study that is sure to disappoint those of us who do not appreciate the messages sent by Karl Rove. As it turns out, the tinfoil hats are all but useless, and in fact may enhance the quality of right-wing George W.ont ever win a Nobel Prize Bush marching orders.

The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ''radio location'' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.

It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.


My suggestion would be for the far-left to run a presidential candidate on a platform of mandated improvements to tinfoil helmets. It may be only then that something is done to eliminate inner-cranium updates sent out by Karl Rove first thing each morning.

This is a serious issue. Right up there with Global Warming...and...stuff.

Use of "George W.on't ever win a Nobel Prize Bush" courtesy of Tom. All rights reserved.

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