Mommy Sheehan

As most regular readers know, I am a sucker for good satire. On occasion I will attempt it myself; more often I will draw attention to the masters, such as Iowahawk and Liberal Larry at Blame Bush.

Capcomm sent me a link today to a new satire sight called Mommy Sheehan. Here is a taste:

With no A/C, it's like the Superdome in here. Rev. Al stopped up the toilet with a toxic spill from his hair process. Michael Moore is getting that look, like when he hasn't eaten in 10 minutes. Celine Dion keeps singing If I Had a Hammer; she's lucky I don't have one. Sean Penn keeps shoving a mike in my face, going Is this working? Maureen Dowd is hitting on David Brock - pathetic.

And another:

Thousands of people have written asking, Cindy, what was your life like before you became the Duchess of Peace? Well, for many years, I was a hostess at the world-famous, beloved Nut Tree in Vacaville, CA, located on scenic interstate 80. People came from all over to use our sanitary facilities, browse our gift shoppe, & ride the legendary Nut Tree Railroad.

I remember one time the Queen of England came in for some tea, & the manager wanted to seat her entourage in our largest booth. It had a nice view of the Candy Kitchen, but I said "Rae, you CANNOT make the Queen slide into a booth! Especially in a skirt!" And the others agreed, because even then I had absolute moral authority.

The site promises to be timely and hilarious as long as Sheehan can keep herself in the spotlight. And, for the very first time, I am actually hoping she can do just that.