Saturday, July 16, 2005

"Screw Abstinence" Was Fun For The Whole Family

The Screw Abstinence Party was held in Seattle this week, and though uptight Republicans condemned the party, Liberal Larry was actually there. All of the "reactionaries" out there can put the razor blades down. This was a party for the whole family.

For the teens, there was the "Kids are Going to Do it Anyway" booth, where young boys and girls were encouraged to explore their sexuality in a clean, safe environment away from the prying eyes of their fuddy-duddy parents. Unlike what Bush and Co. preach in their abstinence-only sex-ed programs, our young people must learn that human sexuality is a beautiful thing and experimentation is healthy and completely natural. Do we demand that monkeys remain monogamous? Do we ask dogs humping in the front yard to hold off until marriage? Of course not. So why do we ask it of our own kids?

Wait under you read about the "It's a Lousy World" gondola ride for the kiddies. I mean really, who ever said abortion had to be a "bad" thing?

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