LIBERAL LARRY WANTS A BOLD NEW WORLD in which streets are safe for gay transgendered abortionists.
We've tried to join their churches. They called us "sinners". We tried to update their religion to be more compatible with our enlightened lifestyles. They called us "heretics". We tried to combine their religious beliefs with our socialist utopian ideals. They called it "Jonestown".
Now, the only hope we have to save America from the radical extremist Christian right and restore it to the godless orgy of sex and violence that our athiest Founding Fathers envisioned, is to recreate God in a more progressive image, one with the nurturing compassion of Bill Clinton, the social conscience of Michael Moore, and the libido of Ron Jeremy. Only then can gay transgendered abortionists walk the streets at night without being assaulted by radical Christian hate groups like the Cub Scouts.
This one will have you in stitches. Trust me.
3 comments:
Let me put this in perspective...
WTF?
We tried to combine their religious beliefs with our socialist utopian ideals. They called it "Jonestown".
That is tasty.
;^/
Cap,
I knew you'd like that one.
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