CARRIE RETHLEFSEN LOVES HER VAGINA, but it is still difficult to figure out why that should matter to us. I mean hey, I love my penis too, but I don't put it on a t-shirt.
Mercifully, she was thrown out of class today, after a ridiculous battle over her right to proclaim her pride in the orifice mercifully came to an end, when the principal said "no more" to vagina buttons and t-shirts. Still, one more act of civil disobedience was in order.
Rethlefsen, however, strode inside without changing her shirt. She was immediately escorted to the office. A few minutes later, she was joined by another student. Katelyn Delvaux, who wouldn't change her shirt either. She joked that her mother was expecting the call from the principal's office.
Outside, the young women said they probably won't wear the shirts Wednesday.
And why would they? Their primary goal has been accomplished.
"I'm happy," said Rethlefsen, 18. "I got my message out there."
Yes...we all know that she loves her vagina. In fact, so do her friends.
Jon Heer, 18, a Winona High senior, wore a T-shirt saying, "I support your Vagina." His sister is a student at the College of St. Catherine in St. Paul, he said. He's been raised "with the belief that people are equal."
Now that's a novel idea. And it only took two weeks of vagina worship to figure it out.
Word on the "vagina street" is that more acts of civil disobedience are planned, including "I cherish my yeast infection" buttons, followed by "three sheers for toxic shock syndrome" t-shirts.
Just another ordinary day in the public schools of middle America.
4 comments:
Apparently its progress to posses neither class or modesty.
A thousand bucks says there is no Dad. Of course to the activist sect, thats considered a plus.
I hear she intends to major in Womans Studies at college. She probably wouldn't last a second as a chemistry major, whether she loved her vagina or not.
Our local GL Mayor nailed it Pat, when he described her as an insufferable little creep.
Cap writes: "Apparently its progress to posses neither class or modesty."
Far be it from us to cling to things like class or modesty when it interferes with genital pride. Self-esteem, after all, reigns supreme.
Didn't Kerry even run on it?
How about tee shirts for the football team that say, " We Love Carrie's Vagina,?"
Gimme a V!
Gimme a A!
Gimme a G!
Gimme a I!
Gimme a N!
Gimme a A!
Goooooo Vagina!
Now, someone pass the penicillin...
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