It's Like a Tumor

Editor's note: GD⁴ (demonstrating how deeply ingrained technology is in the next generation) suggested I Google the topic of this post, and sure enough I am not the first person to notice.

I just wanted to point out that Jon Gruden, who is terrific as a Monday Night Football announcer, needs to make a choice: close the legs, or buy baggier pants (see photo). Seriously, as much as I am enjoying his commentary, I am not prepared to look at his junk for the next four years.

Just sayin.