A Pentagon report requested by President Obama on the conditions at the Guantánamo Bay detention center concluded that the prison complies with the humane-treatment requirements of the Geneva Conventions.
So, all that "war criminal" stuff was just meaningless talk? Well, no. More likely will be the marveling that Gitmo magically came into compliance with Obama in office. It's the change we were hoping for.
In other "oops" news, sea ice in the Arctic was mistakenly underestimated by an area roughly the size of California. Never fear though, say the scientists; there's still plenty of reasons to fear.