Ten-year-old uses knife to cut meat, is arrested:
"She did not use it inappropriately. She did not threaten anyone with it. She didn't pull it out and brandish it. Nothing of that nature," explained Marion County School Spokesman Kevin Christian.
Nevertheless, two teachers without a single ounce of common sense called the cops and the girl now faces a felony charge. There is no word if the school district plans to bring in grief counselors for the meat.