Global warming's "silver lining:"
...the future political map of America is likely to look as different as the much shrunken geographical map, with much of the so-called “red” state region either gone or depopulated.
Imagine all those helpless conservatives standing at the water's edge, paralyzed as global warming creeps forward by fractions of an inch per year, too stupid to get out of the way.
Totally unhinged lunatic author Dave Lindorff even accounts for evolution. Sooner or later, unless global warming happens like it does in the movies, conservatives are at least likely to figure this problem out, pick up stakes, and simply move. Says Dave: Don't let them in! No illegal global warming immigration!
There will be much work to be done to help the earth and its residents—human and non-human—survive this man-made catastrophe, and we can’t have these future refugee troglodytes, should their personal disasters still fail to make them recognize reality, mucking things up again.
Disguised as an innocent liberal victim of denialist policies, I'll be going to Lindorff's home town of Philadelphia, and I'll be BRINGING GLOBAL WARMING WITH ME!