A blog-worthy brawl in the wasteland to the north:
Three players each from the Duffield Devils and Niagara Falls Thunder novice triple-A teams, and their respective coaches, were ejected from the Guelph Power Play Tournament on Friday after a brawl during a game.
Certainly not a rare occurrence in the nation where hockey fighting was invented, you say?
"These are eight-year-olds," said Staff Sgt. Neal Young of Guelph Police.
Parents will no doubt look back fondly at the day little Johnny learned to pull the jersey over the head.