In the current race for MOB mayor, there appears to be a handful of pathetic beer drinking doofuses who fart a lot...and me. Nevertheless, the deck has been stacked against me out of the gate with vicious personal attacks like this:
Profile: If you thought the French blog name was gay, and his handle even gayer, check out his candidate's statement.
You can imagine where it goes from there.
As Mayor, I would end this kind of ambush politics...and provide enough beer to keep the drooling masses entertained.