Monday, June 25, 2007

Gorecensus

Before there was scientific consensus, there was Al Gore consensus:

The failed presidential candidate claims that the stronger scientific consensus he knew was about to emerge meant "we in the US were about to shift into high gear in addressing the climate crisis".

To combat the catastophic warming that will pass the "point of no return" in 10 years, Gore plans to use a ton of electricity, fly musical acts to exotic locales, and cross his fingers, hoping everyone in America pumps up the CO2 long enough to learn about global climate warming change:

Mr Gore is currently promoting the Live Earth concerts that will take place next month...

The only thing that could cause more environmental destruction than not watching GoreAid...is watching.

UPDATE: It looks like the Goracle has his work cut out for him:

ALMOST three quarters of people believe global warming is a 'natural occurrence' and not a result of carbon emissions, a survey claimed today.

Smart, that.

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