Sunday, February 04, 2007

Holocaust Warming Denialists Appear

Under the false impression that the U.N. is subjectable to criticism - it's being silenced! - warming denialists demand their say:

Dr. Shariv, a prolific researcher who has made a name for himself assessing the movements of two-billion-year-old meteorites, no longer accepts this logic, or subscribes to these views. He has recanted: "Like many others, I was personally sure that CO2 is the bad culprit in the story of global warming. But after carefully digging into the evidence, I realized that things are far more complicated than the story sold to us by many climate scientists or the stories regurgitated by the media."

Mark Steyn, voicebox of denialists, weighs in with criticism of the latest "Gaia must be placated" report and a couple of gems:

Wake up and smell the CO2, people! We need to toss another virgin into the volcano. A virgin SUV, that is. Brand-new model, straight off the assembly line, cupholders never been used. And as the upholstery howls in agony, we natives will stand around chanting along with High Priestess Natalie Cole's classic recording: ''Unsustainable, that's what you are.''

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You could take every dime spent by every government and NGO and eco-group to investigate "climate change" and spend it on Internet porn instead, and it wouldn't make the slightest difference to what the climate will be in 2050.

Tim Blair tried to get the Daily Telegraph to slow down it's global warming output:

...but every time I opened my mouth the editor's security detail would taser me.

There ought to be a way to determine who the denialists are by sight, for purposes of public derision. I propose globe patches sewn onto clothing.

Incidentally, it's -15 degrees here right now. At this point, it should be obvious to anyone that we are not suffering the affects of global warming. What we have here is climate change!

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