Could this signal the beginning of the great globalbackpeddle?
Mankind has had less effect on global warming than previously supposed, a United Nations report on climate change will claim next year.
The UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change says there can be little doubt that humans are responsible for warming the planet, but the organisation has reduced its overall estimate of this effect by 25 per cent.
Finding humans less gullible than previously thought, responsibility for global warming now shifts to animals without the capacity for critical thought:
Methane has been described by the United Nations as 23 times more "warming" than carbon dioxide. A UN report reveals that: "Livestock are one of the most significant contributors to today's most serious environmental problems."
Forget the pigs - "wonderful fuzzy little squeakers that they are" - who will speak for the cows?
Who?
Cow photo: Golf Today Magazine
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