Friday, November 17, 2006

Why Don't They D-Do It In the Road

Now that we have government out of the bedroom, it's time to get it all set up in the living room:

In a Nov. 7 ruling, Jefferson County District Judge Lily Oeffler ruled the association can keep the couple from smoking in their own home.

Oeffler stated "smoke and/or smoke smell" is not contained to one area and that smoke smell "constitutes a nuisance." She noted that under condo declarations, nuisances are not allowed.

The couple now has to light up on the street in front of their condominium building...


...until the city bans smoking on public property, that is. Then the outlanders will be forced to take their filthy habit underground...to the sewers...where it belongs. The surface will be left to the desireables, like the residents of Heritage Hills, where a bold new society will be born on the philosophy:

...the rights of a community trump the rights of individual residents.

Work on the wall and guard towers is scheduled to begin when the community tires of forcing smokers to play chicken with traffic.

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