Saturday, November 11, 2006

From Dumb to Discerning

Like many progressives, Liberal Larry is gloating over Democratic gains this election, and applauding the transformation of the American voter from "dumb" to "discerning" in just two short years:

Whether it was Cindy Sheehan’s wailing, Al Gore’s bloviating, Hillary Clinton’s screeching, or Barbara Streisand spewing obscenities at her audience, Americans have finally opened their minds to the brilliant light of progressive reason. No longer brainwashed by superstitious beliefs in biblical bugaboos and non-taxable income, they sent the Bush regime a clear message that they want to take America in a New Direction. Exactly which direction isn’t really important, as long as it is a different direction than we are going now. With their newly acquired brains, Americans have finally realized they wasted six long years fighting a hopeless war against terrorists and democrats, and are ready to surrender to both.

For me, it was Cindy Sheehan's relentless campaign for Mercedes. German cars are the wave of the future. Why fight it?

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