Feeding on the idiocy of middle America values voters who are no doubt far more concerned with the likes of Mark Foley and Larry Craig than the overall direction of the country, Howard Dean has posted a public appeal at Iowahawk warning them of the "growing Republican homo menace:"
...this is just the tip of the GOP gayberg. House Speaker Dennis Hastert, the mincing minnie who ran the GOP's Foley coverup? A former high school "wrestling coach." California governor Arnold Schwartzenegger? A curious fondness for flexing his oiled pecs while parading around in a pair of skimpy Speedos. "Dick Armey"? You do the math.
And if their rampant homoism weren't enough, the GOP has further betrayed traditional conservatives by secretly nominating negros in races across the country. Yes, you read that correctly: actual negros. No matter how many times they try to hide the genetic truth from conservatives like you, GOP nominees like Michael Steele, Lynn Swann and Ken Blackwell are black as the ace of spades. Imagine the devastating impact on US property values if the world learns that more of those types have moved into the Congressional neighborhood.
Never have I seen a letter so potentially devestating to GOP election hopes. Thank goodness those middle America values voters can't read.