Saturday, September 02, 2006

How Will We Signal Him?

Scientists are "tempering" their predictions of disaster resultant from global warming. They have now reduced forecasted increases from almost six degrees celcius to three degrees celcius over the next hundred years.

In light of this news it only makes sense for Australian Conservation Foundation energy program manager Erwin Jackson to demand immediate action to correct the remaining three degrees and get the planet back to its normal temperature.

No one ever said that saving the planet would cost nothing - that's the bottom line.

Immediately following the statement Mr. Jackson disappeared in his blue and green Dr. Planet outfit and presumably emerged wearing regular street clothes somewhere else, leaving stunned observers to wonder where, and when, the masked crusader might appear again.

Meanwhile, all are comforted by the notion that he is out there, somewhere, working to save the whole ball of wax.

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