Friday, July 07, 2006

That's No Small Leap

I had heard things were bad for Democrats in the California governor's race, but I didn't know they were this bad:

Bob Mulholland, senior advisor to Democratic nominee Phil Angelides, aims for controversy this morning, saying: "With North Korea leader Kim Jong-Il back in the news, it reminds me that he and Schwarzenegger have something in common. Both have their shoes specifically made to add a couple inches of lift. What we don’t know is does Kim Jong-Il have his shoes made by Schwarzenegger’s shoemaker in Italy."

Oh wait. I get it. Schwarzenegger wears lifts. Kim Jong Il wears lifts. Therefore Schwarzenegger = Kim Jong Il. Clever. Think about it.

In other Kim Jong Il news, it looks like he and Colleen Rowley get their glasses at the same place, he and Wesley Clark probably run into each other often at Uniforms Are Us, and he and John Kerry share a fondness for being seen with Madeline Albright. What we don't know is does any of this has any relevence whatsoever.

It must though, it came from the Profound Party.

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