Thursday, April 20, 2006

How To Properly Use Your Children

I'm going to be dedicating the next couple of days to fun and frolic so this blog will be a ghost town until Sunday night. In the meantime though, Liberal Larry notes the unselfishness of gay and lesbian parents attending the Easter Egg Roll at the White House.

By using their own children as weapons in the war against the Christian Right, same-sex couples make the world a better place for all of us. Hetero couples, on the other hand, procreate for purely selfish reasons and their offspring serve no political purpose whatsoever.

If only all the babies of the world had gay mommies and daddies. But mother nature is a cold-hearted bitch, and out of pure spite she made it a cinch for heterosexuals to reproduce and practically impossible for same-sex couples to do so. Spermatoza doesn’t grow on trees, you know. You have to put an ad in the paper, or catch David Crosby during one of his infrequent lucid spells.

Larry takes the opportunity to unveil the first item in a new line of clothing for parents who want to make their unselfishness a bit more obvious. Be sure to head over and check it out.

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