As is only appropriate, Liberal Larry gets the last word on Cheney's drunken murderous rampage.
Vice peeResident Dick Cheney offered a tearless, reptilian mea culpa today for a hunting “accident” in which he “accidentally” pounded a case of Lowenbrau and mistook a 78-year-old man for a tiny bird. However, he didn’t apologize to the quail he murdered, or to the New York Times for failing to immediately notify them of the “accident”, as he is required to do by the Living Breathing Constitution. Tragically, the Old Grey Lady was forced to obtain the scoop from some backwoods redneck fishwrapper rather than from the customary “anonymous sources”, or from “recently obtained classified documents” that strangely reek of Sandy Berger’s crotch.
Larry thinks Cheney's refusal to let his "friend" die with dignity will be so damaging as to usher in a new era free from...well...read the rest.
As well, Iowahawk has quotes from the great patriot Brian Melendez, whose efforts to foster free speech against free speech has brought a sentimental tear to the eye of all Minnesotans.
St. Paul, MN - Minnesota's Democratic Party today called for a ban on a series of television ads featuring Iraq War veterans urging support for U.S. war efforts, calling the spots "un-American."
"The First Amendment protects our cherished American right to dissent with America," said Minnesota DFL Chairman Brian Melendez. "By airing these subversive, un-American pro-American messages of assent, these Army guys are creating a virtual Guantamo where we will lose our patriotic American right to unopposed opposition to American policies, such as our cherished right to oppose the un-patriotic First Amendment."
Melendez warned that if the ads are not immediately banned, "it may lead down a slippery slope where un-American newspapers will feel free to print blasphemous cartoons of the prophet Mohammed."
We can't have that. Thank you Brian Melendez.
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