Tim Blair responds to George Clooney's recent revelation that he is proud to be "denounced as unpatriotic" due to his desire to be on the "right side of history."
George, if you hadn’t won the genetic chin lottery, you’d be on the serving side of a McDonald’s drive-thru. You ain’t in the movies for your mind, boy.
All is not lost though. With any luck and the continued lack of success for Clooney's films, Blair may yet someday get to bang on a drive-thru window and ask a visor-clad Clooney how hard it is to remember the barbeque sauce with the Chicken McNuggets.
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