It turns out that Pajamas Media wasn't the only one live-blogging the Iraqi elections. The Zarkman, courtesy of Iowahawk, provided timely updates and witty banter. Q-Dog himself answers questions from fans in the U.S., directs the insugency, and even posts an afternoon IM session with Big Daddy Saddam. How exciting!
Still, as he has on many occasions, Zarkman expresses disappointment with the quality of the American insurgency.
13:22 CST
Back at the office, checking my email. Anyhow, no explosion reports from the regional offices OSM is still not returning my messages. Nothing but spam, another stupid fan mail from Juan Cole, and joke George Bush chimp pictures from the Kos Kids. For Muhammed's sake will you fuckers lay off it? The IT guys are always bitching that your jpegs are choking our server, and believe me: we've seen every fucking George Bush monkey picture already.
Word to you ironic trucker hat peace fucks: don't hate the playa, hate the game. Little help please? Instead of sending me another ha-ha monkey picture of President Chimplerburton Gitmostein, get your lazy Urban Outfitters-ed ass on the next plane to Damascus. We're trying to stop Team Satan here, and every little bit helps.
PS - can anybody recommend a spam filter that gets rid of the MoveOn.org and Air America beg-o-grams?
For the record, I had pretty much settled on "Chimpy McHitlerburton" as my Bush monacre of choice. "President Chimplerburton Gitmostein" though. Gosh.
That's pretty good.
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