Friday, December 02, 2005

Help Me Chief Burrowing Weasel

It's hard to believe it, but the plageurist, fake indian, affirmative action abusing, Ward "I love the sound of my own voice" Churchill is still teaching at UC Boulder.

Campus conservatives are making his life a tad more difficult though, than it was when every MorOn.org-Idiotmedia pre-schooler was waiting in line to take their turn on their knees in front of him.

Protesters confronted controversial professor Ward Churchill at the University of Colorado yesterday, asking him to circle the names of 9-11 victims who deserved to die on a 12-foot banner memorializing them.

One might think that Ward would jump at the chance to identify all the capitalist pigs who "got theirs" on September 11. After all, he is courageous wolf in a sea of sheeple isn't he?

Well...no. Instead he started slapping around a cameraman. One of his cult-minions even had to be arrested after destroying a protestors literature. Ward ultimately fled the scene with his tail between his legs, no doubt to his office for some meditation and prayer to his fake-Indian spirit guide, Chief Burrowing Weasel.

It is shocking to me that Ward and his enlightened braintrust weren't able to simply quell the disturbance with their superior logic and intelligence. I mean...you know...because liberals are so smart and everything.

UPDATE: Welcome Sister Toldjah and Blogs for Bush readers. Please note that statements made regarding Ward Churchill and his politics are not meant to discredit him in any way. Except, of course, for those statements specifically designed to discredit Ward Churchill.

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