Liberal Larry attended the "get out of school free" protest last Wednesday, and was very impressed with the youth of America.
The gathering in downtown Seattle numbered in the tens of thousands, the accompanying aroma of doobie and bryl cream being detected as far south as Tacoma. As an educator, I was especially honored to walk amongst these civic-minded youths, albeit somewhat surprised that my own progressive philosophy isn't much different from that of your average developmentally disabled teen. But thanks to the Washington State educational system, rampant use of psychotropic drugs, and the mind-expanding effects of autoerotic asphyxiation, the youth of today are far more liberal than they were when I was a kid.
The aroma of doobie I get, but bryl cream? I must be getting old.
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