Since it is becoming ever apparent that any Bush nominee to the UN will be too (insert character flaw here), perhaps it is time to choose someone else. Someone with the right experience. Someone who has a more paternal approach. Someone with a solid TV image.
Liberal Larry has just the guy:
However, there is one man who meets all of the qualifications for the position and then some. I'm talking, of course, about deposed Iraqi leader, Saddam "Cuddles" Hussein. While Bully Bolton is a bullying bully who bullies his subordinates, Saddam jokes with and gives fatherly advice to his captors. Bolton holds grudges against those who don't march lockstep to the beat of his drum, but Saddam has no hard feelings for the chimp who bombed his palaces in the incorrect order and then chased him down a spider hole. Bolton belittles the very organization he seeks to work for, yet Saddam has a long record of cooperation with the UN, and would sooner eat a bowl of Fruit Loops than defy France.
Why not? Hussein is someone we can trust, unlike the Bushies. It might even be good "therapy" for him, and give us all a better "understanding" of our enemy. And, since he is indeed a "criminal," he'd fit right in.
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