WHAT IS NEEDED ON THIS DARK DAY IS examples of blogosphere humor to lighten the mood. I have two for you.
First of all, for the first time in months I have dared subject myself to the leftistsphere. I can tell you, after a perusal of Dailykos and Democratic Underground, that the rank and file aren't even bright enough to realize that they just won the filibuster debate.
I'm quite certain they aren't even aware of the filibuster debate at Indymedia, where they are too busy defending terrorists and saving the world from the oppression of the Patriot Act to care.
If that doesn't do it for you, Liberal Larry is taking his pants off at Chuck E. Cheese to protest photos of Saddam Hussein in his underwear.
"For your information," I curtly told the manager, "I am engaging in performance art to illustrate how the right-wing chickensheep of the red states enjoy their expensive meals in their fancy schmancy restaurants, while they send young boys thousands of miles away to force harmless, innocent old geezers to model underwear in our name."
"Oh, is that what you were doing?" the fascist snipped. "I thought you were standing in the middle of a Chuck E. Cheese with your pants around your ankles, scaring the crap out of the kids!"
He pointed to a corner, where a group of small children in party hats huddled together, their pale faces reflecting shock and horror. "The poor things will be scarred for life!"
I raised an eyebrow. "Oh really?" Or are they so brainwashed by Rush Limbaugh that their tiny repug brains won't accept an opposing viewpoint?"
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