Friday, April 29, 2005

THE GUARDIAN HAS A PREVIEW of the new Arianna Huffington blog. Huffington has promised that roughly 250 great minds, like Gwyneth Paltrow and Warren Beatty, would check in on the weighty political topics of our time. Here's the first entry from Paltrow. (Hat-tip Asylum)

Arianna: its rlly uncool whn my cell rings during pilates. i said id post whn & if i had something to say. rt now im just too busy. stop bugging me.

Gwynniex

Here's the second entry from Paltrow.

Did you just like take that text I sent you and post it on your stupid frigging blog? That was private! How dare you! Don't post this email either!

Looks like Paltrow is history already. Never fear though, Beatty will be announcing his candidacy for president real soon. As soon as he figures out what everybody is having for lunch.

2 comments:

Shayrah said...

Paltrow is a ditz...anyone who would name their daughter "Apple" has gotta be a dumbass.

But she sure is nice to look at...

Liberals are only good for one thing...entertaining the conservatives.

Shay

Kobayashi Maru said...

Nice find. I needed a good laugh today.